Hometown: Princeton, New Jersey
Position: Business Manager
Hey, I’m Pam. I am so incredibly unqualified for this group it’s insane. I am not a social person, I don’t go on Facebook, and have absolutely no skills in anything that might be applicable to this group. I am in sub-free housing and even if I wasn’t would never throw a pregame, so please don’t even ask. Also I have no clout in the larger Princeton community either so that’s not a benefit I can offer other. I did not ask for this position, I do not want this position, and I don’t deserve this position. Please, for the love of god, just stop. I truly don’t even know why I am even here like why do you guys think this is something I would be interested in. Idk like it’s fine but truly I can not think of a worse person for this role.
Oh and I accept your nomination.