Hometown: NYC, New York
Sup, Chris from the city. Don't confuse me with Chris M. '15 (may he RIP), no gracias. You see, besides being a first team all-ivy thrower, I am a celebrated writer of the short story "Lust," which is chosen as Princeton's Pre-Read for the Class of 2080. What's it about? Let's just say it humbled my classics homies Homer and Virgil.
Want a free copy? Sure, come thru SK's party central aka my quad. No need to knock, a "beeoweep" would suffice. Was that a metaphor? You rather ask an obvious question.