Hometown: Newtown, Pennsylvania
Parlez-vous français? Je suis Ben. Croissants, baguettes. Yes, I used to be a member of the Princeton lacrosse team (and yes, I was better than Gravitte). Had to retire early because the sight of my massive calves in a pair of lacrosse shorts and mid-calves was too distracting for my teammates. It's all good now though - as the late Dan Bernstein would have noted (may he RIP), I am now significantly increasing the average height, body weight and athleticism... well, at least the average body weight and athleticism of the tenor section with my membership.